There was time when Warhammer 40,000 was not only, “not a thing”, but was actively collapsing. This would be the dark times of second edition between 1993 through 1998. Shock Force had been released and was actively sucking up the disenfranchised Warhammer 40,000 players. I was able to acquire a substantial quantity of the first edition “beaky” marines, second edition “corvus” marines, and the some plastic Squats (space dwarfs). I used these miniatures to learn some of what not to do while painting and photographing miniatures.
I was a Demonblade Stormreaver at the time, going by the handle of Scrym Blackmane. The Stormreavers were volunteers from the community to spread the game. The first edition of Shock Force is miniature-agnostic, any miniatures will do. I painted up three squads of twenty figures each to use in my game demonstrations. This helped convert Warhammer 40,000 players over to the lightweight rules system, as they did not need to buy new miniatures.
What follows is a selection of miniatures that, while tabletop quality, are admittedly not well painted. The camera work is some of my first miniature photography. The photos were taken with a Sony Mavica floppy disk camera, seriously old school analog to digital technology. There are, however, visual references of what to avoid when painting in general, as well as some tips of what not to do in photography. If you are a Space Marines fan, you may wish to look away. Otherwise let me present a selection of my embarrassing learning curve disasters.
Lesson 1: Contrast Control

Lesson 2: Subtle Highlights

Lesson 3: Shade Adds Depth

Lesson 4: Thick Paint Is Not Thicc

Lesson 5: Eye Control

Lesson 6: Respect the Details

Lesson 7: Lighter Over Darker

Lesson 8: The Background

Lesson 9: Base Appropriately

Lesson 10: Focus the Camera

Lesson 11: Even Finish Coat

Lesson 12: The Shine

There are many more lessons I have learned over the years painting miniatures and, depending on how this one works out, I may do a few more of these articles featuring my disastrous experiences. I hope that anyone reading this will take heart, and continue to paint. I know how hard it is to show pride when you have produced offences such as these but, its a process of learning right? If you can learn from my mistakes, then you are a rung up the painting ladder.
– Dru